DEF #1 - what you look at when a girl is talking to you
DEF #2 - main eating establishment for men whose gfs have small breasts
DEF #3 - boobs and also a restaurant chain
DEF #4 - owls
DEF #5, #6 and #7 - click here
What in the world, right? Lo and behold straight down the I35 from my workplace, Lewisville is getting itself a much "BIGGER" and "BETTER" Hooters.
"Bigger?... Better?... HOORAY!!!" all the beefy, beer guzzling men yell.
It's actually taking over the restaurant next door that closed down thus making it that much... "BIGGER" (applause)... and "BETTER" (beer cheers and chugs). Thinking: Twin Peaks must be taking some business away... who doesn't enjoy lumberjack dressed chicks that serve No Fart Chili? Wonder if the waitresses will be upgraded as well?.. reminds me of a commerical.... Upgrade!!
So Lord help me... the thoughts that are reeling through my head now (I'll keep those quiet). Let me settle for DEFINITION #4 instead, thank you.
Sonny: Congratulations! You and "Big Boobs" McGee are gonna get along just fine. Kevin: Don't call her "Big Boobs" McGee.
Sonny: You're going to explain to your kids that you met their mother while she was waitressing at Hooters?
Kevin: Sonny that was five years ago! She's a doctor now, and my fiance. So from now on, Dr. "Big Boobs" McGee.
SIGNED: JUST A TYPICAL FRIDAY POSTING- LA LA
4 comments:
Only you could come up w/ this stuff. Loves it!
Ten cool points for quoting "Big Daddy"!
"Whatcha got in the bag there, Corrin? Chicken wings? Boobie tassles?"
Ooo! A bigger better hooters!? Man, I can taste that corndog now. (It's the only thing I eat there ... but it's real good!)
achhh - Jessie totally stole my line! I (heart) Big Daddy.
Good to see ya at church yesterday!
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