Milton Waddams: [talking on the phone] And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
SIGNED: FAVE THINGS DEADLINE!! (Melissa, that's for you!)
3 comments:
Please don't set the building on fire. I prefer visiting you at Jazz under the stars or downtown apartments, not jail cells.
eeeek!! The deadline isn't Actually until Monday, thank you very much - which would explain why I have purchased exactly ZERO things that I'm going to send, nor have I thought about how I'm going to creatively package them...ideas are always welcome!
Shopping tomorrow & Sending on Monday!
Have a fab weekend!
I (finally) sent out my favorite things. Next year I'm going to do a much better job with the creative packaging.
Happ 4th of July!
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