HOLLA! WEEN

Call me a dork, but I’m a pushover when it comes to cornball jokes. My family will refer to them as “Dad Jokes” because my father has quite the remarkable ability to tell the most laaaame jokes… the kind that require a lengthy pause afterward before anyone starts their sympathy laugh. Most, I’m sure you can find on the outside of Laffy Taffy wrappers… so here are a few to celebrate Halloween (I hope my Dad is reading!).

What do birds give out on Halloween night?
**Tweets...

What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
**Fasten your sheet belts...

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
**With scare spray...

Wonderful, right? I’m glad you enjoyed. While we're at it... enjoy some homeade candy corn pics too - these are from last year since Nicole and I have yet to make it this year!







Sam’s Pumpkin Carving Party was last night... who knew carving a pumpkin took so much time, effort AND muscle! I swear my right arm was about to fall off! I’ll post pictures of my Jack-o-Lantern when Sam uploads them… I think it turned out rather nicely. Oh yeah, we had to sing this crazy Jack-o-Lantern song per Sam’s request when all the pumpkins were carved and lit. It went something like this:

Jack-o'-lantern... jack-o'-lantern
You are such a funny sight
As you sit in the window
Looking out at the night
Once you were a yellow pumpkin
Growing on a sturdy vine
Now you are a jack-o'-lantern
Let the candle light shine

SIGNED: CANDY CORN… GETCHA SOME!