ROBOLEG SUMMER.

This is the summer of my roboleg. Oh knee, why can't you be normal? Why did that goalie from Trinity have to pummel you down and flatten you out like you were a fly? She knew you were left unmarked in the box and going to score... that's why.

This is the summer of my roboleg. Last time it was the winter of my roboleg. That was back in 2001. Ode to 2001, the CPM, the rehab and the horrible Big Brown Turd of a townhome I lived in that smelt like dog pee. 2007, will you be kinder to me than 2001 please?

This is the summer of my roboleg. The screw was removed. I was scoped and cleaned out. The video of the interior of my knee looked like meat from a lobster. Formally... my favorite food. Not now. They tightened my ACL and now I am stuck in a brace for a month.

This is the summer of my roboleg. No working out, no going out, no laying out. My leg now carries an added 5 lbs more because of the weight of my brace. There is no walking fast. Fast/Quick do not exist anymore. My life is slow paced and steady. I am beginning to like it.

This is the summer of my roboleg. Though it be a different time for me... I will embrace it.

SIGNED: THE BIONIC WOMAN.