THE WEEKEND OUTFIT

DEFINITION OF A WEEKEND OUTFIT - (noun) An outfit or item of an outfit that is worn Friday and feels (or looks) so good that it is worn or changed into on Saturday and potentially even Sunday depending on whom you have seen throughout the weekend. When wearing the "weekend outfit" you must make sure to have very large but small plans.

---> Large, so that you are hanging out with a variety of friend groups in different locations. Keep in mind, this could wear on your gas funds but if you've come across the perfect "weekend outfit" you may just have to sacrifice. Wearing the "weekend outfit" around different groups of friends that live very far apart is key if you are to embark on this clothing venture... friends that don't mix well would be good too. In doing so, this keeps the "weekend outfit" very secret and keeps you a very social butterfly.

---> Small, so that the different friend groups aren't fully jam-packed crowded. Fully packed gatherings of friends presents a problem to the "weekend outfit". Packed parties equals lots of randoms. Randoms will most likely show up in different locations of the metroplex because of mutual friends and you may be putting yourself in danger of exposure! Keep the social activities to a small size to avoid randoms that may point and call you out in front of your real friends.

ONE LAST THING: Avoid all cameras. No one needs to be tagged on FB by several different friends over several different evenings of hanging out wearing the "weekend outfit". Cameras are a disasters waiting to happen for the "weekend outfit". Run, duck, hide, squat, shake or if you DO get caught and can't get away... take a series of bad photos where your eyes continually keep being closed. Rest assured, no one will post those. If they do, they are not a good friend and you need to drop kick them asap (jk...kinda).

OKAY, MAYBE ONE MORE THING: Ladies, there is a dress by Fernando Brizio that will help get you started on that "weekend outfit". This outfit has the potential to change as you need.

By placing colored felt-tip pens in the pockets of the dress its appearance changes over time. Within an hour to one and half hours the colored ink bleeds into the fabric and creates a one-off design for each occasion of your weekend! After wearing, clean and recreate!

SIGNED: RENEWABLE CLOTHING = BRILLIANT!